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For the record, readers, his referenced mom really only taught him how to ask where the bathroom was and to say that he doesn’t speak French. I tried. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I loved this piece SO much. Your palpable disdain for the tourists and touristes and a la mode du jour in a city of lights where the contempt for les Americains never sleeps has a kind of, je ne sais quoi--deja vu circular rhythm to it. Magnifique! 👌🏼

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